L. Oakes (Canberra) writes: 

 “Is it true Mister Smith has been approached by the PM to get a safe seat and immediate cabinet posting? I heard Little Johnny had him lined up for Minister for Women’s Affairs.”

Chambo, Senior Lackey for Mister Smith, responds:

No. Whilst he’s been courted by both parties, and occasionally gets Ms Smith to put on the Doc Martins and role play Natasha Stot Despoja, he’s not going into politics. It’d be a step down in sophistication and intelligence from looking after the kids.